The Badger Parade is back on!

Join me on my Diamond Jubilee lap of honour as I celebrate 60 glorious years of fun, laughter and low-level disruption.

Marvel as I offer new insights into the hot topics of the day such as the demise of the SCART lead, The Culture Wars, the differences between crab sticks and rhubarb and the origins of tiramisu!

Guffaw with delight as I delve into my back catalogue using my patented Old Bit Randomiser for old favourites like Interspecies Tennis, The time I went up in the Space Shuttle and When Nan got her hair caught in the knitting.

Cough awkwardly as Gary (my son from my first marriage) attempts to take over the business again.

Tap your feet as Stouffer The Cat spits a little Steflon Don.

Watch in wonder at the return of The Badger Parade with guest appearances from The Knitted Character and Abu Hamster.

Plus, one lucky audience member will get to join me in a double act.

Get on board the laughter train!