Ruth Cockburn & Keith Carter are BLACK LIVER, as heard on BBC Radio 4 and see on BBC1 and Sky TV.

Welcome to the Dakota Guest House! The most glamorous B&B this side of Burnley/Blackpool/Insert town here!

Let your hosts, Roman and Prudence flip through their guest book of the famous and the infamous. Expect stories of celebrity and notoriety, from their heyday as the B&B to the stars to their present-day haven to the bizarre.

The Dakota is the spirit of Variety; every room is a character with a tale to tell, an act to perform or a song to be sung. Comedy, tragedy and mystery are resident guests here. Like The Devilled Eggs it serves, this show is hearty, hilarious and homely… but with an extra touch of spice.